GRRRRRRRR, IM A SEX GOD!!!
I hav a twenty ft love length and i love it!!!
I have 27 biatches, as i am a well bad pimp man innitIm the only gay in the village!!!
Im a member of the munchkins Guess who i bumped into at specsavers today?
F**king everyone! lol
6 player have been named in a drugs scandal at newcastle FC.
shearer cort dyer given bellamy speed (lol)
How many blonds does it take to change a lightbulb???
a what? lol
Interests
Rubberware(especially when elki parmawarmasharma is wearing it)
Unmasking zorro, lol
little britain(cuz im the only gay in the village)
Casualty(the best programme in the world)i love zara, grrrrrrr
My bum
channy (aka benji or sally) punk/rock/emo music(senses fail and fall out boy are my fave bands)
being the only gay in the village
acting like a retarded chipmunk(involves waving my arms around and making queer sounds)
sally(check out the bottom on tht)